(Bob Goliath's UCBComedy Music Video #2) Bob Goliath Sings, "The Transitional Boyfriend"

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(Bob Goliath's UCBComedy Music Video #2) Bob Goliath Sings, "The Transitional Boyfriend"

The Transitional Boyfriend Lyrics, by Bob Goliath Taich

I live on a little green planet, the third one from the sun.
And I have my role to play, just like everyone.
I'm here to make girls happy when they feel their life's at an end.
I'm what you may call the Transitional Boyfriend.

Because on Monday it's Larry, and now Thursday it's me…
and in about three whole weeks, she'll go right back to Larry.
But hey now, that's the role I play, and on you I will attend,
cause that's the role of the Transitional Boyfriend.

Because it's futile to stay at home or feel bad for yourself.
Hey when you have been used, use someone else.
Cause when you have broken up with your evil beau,
I'll be your scratching post to alleviate your woe.

And one you have purged yourself of your angst and your strife.
You will get rid of me and settle down for life.
But hey, don't worry about hurting' me...I'm tough and I will mend.
It's all in a day’s work as Transitional Boyfriend

Octave Change

My lot in life has already been penned.
I'm what you may call the Transitional Boyfriend.
Yeah I'm here to make you happy when you feel your life's at an end...
I'm what you may call the Transitional Boyfriend.

Copyright 1996, 2011

From Bob Goliath Taich

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