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Nothin' Butt Buddies!
Nothin' Butt Buddies!
Uhh, it's me and you, together again
Like it's always been
I know they think we're too close sometimes
Complete each other's thoughts, write each other's rhymes
But this here is to prove that two really good buddies
Can conquer the world.
You're my boy, you're my bro, you're my best friend
We do it all together and we'll fight til the end
Though it might get hard, I'll soften the blow
So let's take on the world, together, let's go
And if you get lost, you know I'll find ya
So don't be afraid, I'll always be behind ya
Take my hands, it's time to take a chance
We're jumpin' in the deep end so take off your pants
And if ya can't swim....try it doggy style
But if you start to drown you know who to dial
I'll give ya mouth to mouth, I'll give ya tongue to tongue
I'll do whatever needs to be done to fill your lung
With hopes and dreams, I'ma make ya cream
Of the crop, we on top like a pyramid scheme
And if they call us gay, you know it's extreme
We stay together cause we're like a pairs figure skating team, what
If you were an easter egg I'd hide ya
If you were a bicycle you know I'd ride ya
And if you need someone to guide ya
You know I'll be that man inside ya
Wanna kick it with you every day
Wanna be your friend til we turn gray
And if they call us gay, you know it's not that way
Cause we're nothin' BUTT BUDDIES!
You made me dinner last night
Tossed a salad, cooked my meat just right
Surprise of my own when I gave you dessert
Sticky bun for that tongue, taste so good that it hurt
Lickin it up, lickin it down, lickin that sticky bun around
Then it found the ground and made ya frown, it sounded
Like you wanted one last lick before we hit the town
Had to pull it out your mouth and stick it in your brown....
....bag full of trash, take a drag of this hash
But don't gag on a fag, it'll tag you with ash
They hate us cause we're rich and we brag about the cash
Let's salute the troops, I'll raise your flag to