Ally Beardsley is a sexual deviant from San Diego who spent two decades of her life begging God to make her un-gay while surrounded by beachy Christian hotties. She's freshly back in the United States after performing for 3 years in the cast of Amsterdam's, Boom Chicago. Ally wonders why every lesbian on primetime TV is wearing a fedora? And shirt buttoned to the top? Why are they all dressed exactly the same*? Someone please answer Ally. Ally's in the cast of CollegeHumor, and has some DOPE PILOTS written so please put her in your writers' room. *like Bruno Mars

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