🦋 Ally Beardsley is a sexual deviant from San Diego who spent two decades of her life begging God to make her un-gay while surrounded by beachy Christian 10s. 🦋 She's freshly back in the United States after performing for three years in the cast of Amsterdam's, Boom Chicago. Ally wonders why every lesbian on primetime TV is wearing a fedora? Or a floral short sleeve shirt buttoned all the way up? Why are they all dressed exactly the same*? Someone please answer Ally. Ally works at CollegeHumor and has some DOPE PILOTS written, so please put her in your writers' room. *like Bruno Mars