Ally Beardsley is a sexual deviant from Temecula who spent two decades begging God to be un-gay while surrounded by dirt biking, Christian hotties. Ally performed for three years in Amsterdam with Boom Chicago and is now a cast member at CollegeHumor in Los Angeles. Ally wonders why every lesbian on primetime TV is wearing a fedora? And shirt buttoned to the top? Why are they all dressed like Bruno Mars? Someone please answer Ally.

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