Ally Beardsley is a sexual deviant from Temecula who spent two decades begging God to be un-gay while surrounded by dirt biking Christian hotties. Ally is freshly back in the United States after performing for three years in Amsterdam with Boom Chicago. Ally wonders why every lesbian on primetime TV is wearing a fedora? And shirt buttoned to the top? Why are they all dressed like Bruno Mars? Someone please answer Ally. They are currently in the cast of CollegeHumor, and are hoping to end up in *your* writers' room. Wink, wink. Squirt, squirt.