Joseph Porter is a writer and actor originally from the mean streets of Cheboygan, MI. Since moving to LA, Joseph credits include Ugly Betty, Wizards of Waverly Place, Dentention of the Dead, The CBS Diversity Showcase, various commercials, plays, web series, vlogs, and a couple things he isn't proud of but he really needed the money. Stop judging. Joseph's UCB credits include Seinfeld: The Purge, the iMind 12+ Keynote, Quick and Funny Musicals, and the Maude Team "Tut". He currently writes for Also, despite no formal training, he's pretty sure that he's really good at Karate.