Kerry McGuire is a New York based writer/performer who has been UCB-based since 2008. She's written for numerous Maude Teams including (212), Thunder Gulch, Charlemagne and more. She currently writes for the UCB Digital Team Pocketwatch, which regularly pisses off the internet by being vaguely anti-gun. She has written for AMC's Story Notes, and you can find more of her work on Reductress. Look for her upcoming blog projects "I Work it Wrong" and "How the F*ck Do You Live?" as well as her upcoming one-woman show "Songs About Butts." She used to have a driver's license that spelled her name "Kerny McGurnie" so she'll also answer to that.