Frank Hejl

A Sketch by Onassis

He Totally Missed It

A dad is excited about tonight's specials.

"Why would you give the gorilla guns?!"

Absent-minded Detective

A journalist who hates birds takes a birdwatching tour.

Jane Lynch stars in "Daphne and Tina," which is being called the "Thelma and Louise" for women.

Kim Kardashian stars in "A Plastic Tale," described as "Toy Story 3" for women.

Sofia Vergara stars in "Wench Kiss," hailed as the "Lord of the Rings" for women.

Jodie Foster stars in "The Bag Lady," hailed as "The Transporter" for women.

Some women like their babies a little smaller than average.

A Sketch by Onassis

A Sketch by Onassis

A Sketch by Onassis

River Phoenix is dead. He is dead.

A repairman forgets his tools.

A discussion of the grossness of moms vs. the grossness of sanitation workers, and the sticky situation that results.

Hallelujah is a great sad song to play when someone dies on TV, but it has other uses, too.

The novelty penis industry goes on strike.

Everyone has an opinion, no one has a clue.

The intricacies of the Smurfs' language can create some unusual problems.

A guy wants to tell you his truck.

A guy's jacket is pretty dusty

You Can't Buy Our Town

Nigel Carrington Interviews Sam Waldorf

Moms debate Smelting Vat Stirrers and Oncology Nurses on the difficulties of their jobs.

A mom debates a lumberjack on the physical toll of their professions.

US Corporal Ramirez trades places with a mom who believes her job is too hard.

An airhorn impression.

Ugly finds out about his nickname.

A guy thinks people are judging him for being late to the meeting.

The true story of St. Patrick's Day.

A Longshoreman challenges one mom's insecurities about her appearance.

An Air Traffic Controller takes issue with one mom's complaints about multitasking.

When a woman claims that being a mom is the hardest job in the world, a group of professionals set the record straight.

Charlie says "Thanks, but no thanks" to Mr. Wonka

A game show for people who need to take a hint.

The guy who writes headlines for the NY Post drops by a journalism class.

The Delta Kappa brothers are concerned about the pledge's balls.

Juan Jimenez wants to clean your pool and not have sex with you.

"No, not really."

A master degree student robs a community college student and teaches him some valuable life lessons.

News media are giving American males, age 18-35. a bum rap for not watching the Olympics

No one cares about Dan's low topics tolerance

A government agent in charge of populating a moon colony lures in his prey.

Sometimes a lady's got to poo...then what? PRETTY POO!

Horror writer Thomas Pine answers questions about his latest novel.

The family meets the girlfriend.

Barry Fisler, office comedian, introduces you to his work.

Wrong Class

The End of an Era, The Black Planet's Final Orbit

Lunch Lady + Belt =

A pat-down procedure sure to make everyone comfortable.

Bruce "Thor" McMullen has the power to alter the elements, but he's more concerned with the power he has t

Man against nature--and himself

An Indie Boyband gets a record deal.