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Using a laptop? Can't remember to not use your hand that's covered in food? Finally! A solution!

Patrick would interview people on the street but his car broke down.

A couple of New Yorkers bond in the trenches over Buffalo landmarks.

Alan Zimmer has a male chorus following him around.

A video tribute to the guy who used to make the video tributes.

Hulk not bad guy. Hulk misunderstood. That why he put on one-man show for you.

A young boy goes back in time to study for a multiple choice exam.

Two newscasters let their wagers get in the way of reporting the news.

The rocky history of Countrywide Airlines continues.

The rocky history of Countrywide Airlines continues.

A look at the troubled history of Countrywide Airlines.

Running into your drunk dad while visiting from college sucks.

Carnies review new safety regulations

A therapist makes his patient feel bad.

A local radio host visits the set of Rise and Shine, Paxeltucket

A young boy gets his wish from his favorite baseball player.

Charlie Rose interviews America's premiere video game novelist.

A dad returns to talk with his son about the movie "Ghost Dad" several years later.

A dad returns to talk with his son about the movie "Ghost Dad."

While Batman and Robin fight crime, the Gotham Museum tries to prevent it.

Nobody else seems to like egg nog. I took it upon myself to correct this.

Another New York filmmaker takes a crack at my first grade journal.

A public service announcement about hamsters.

A New York filmmaker spins my first grade journal into gold.

I found my 1st grade journal and sent it to Hollywood.

Duane Reade has all your back to school deals! ALL OF THEM.

The first pro-depressant available by perscription.

A unique family visits the OB/GYN

A negative campaign ad against Mike Bloomberg citing a very specific issue.

One office worker's story is heard one time too many.

A negative campaign ad I made against my own gubernatorial campaign. Hubris!

More than just a sketch, watch me flex my performer muscles.

In this segment, Ramsey reviews his car! It's all coming up after the obscenely long theme song.

In this segment, Ramsey reviews the concept of film! It's all coming up after the obscenely long theme song.

A new approach to baseball... A FREUDIAN APPROACH!

In this segment, Ramsey reviews the novelization of Men in Black 2! It's all coming up after the theme song!

Ramsey discusses absurdist comedy groups and shows a clip from his own.

Paxeltucket says goodbye to the State Fair

A short song about the Paxeltucket State Fair coming to town.

America gets pranked. Big time.

When the Tiger and the Lion finally meet, they find they have surprisingly little in common.

At We've Only Got Coats, we don't only have coats.

Carl Castrato's Calamari Citchen has the freshest seafood and the best Castrato singing in all of Groton, CT

The novelty penis industry goes on strike.

"Fumbling Toward Ecstasy"

A group meets, and just kind of does bits.

Cops take new jackets out for a test drive.

A car inspection goes bad. Quick.

Two for one sale at the jacket store.

Two friends try to catch up on baseball.

100% Unedited Nature Sounds

One office worker's story is heard one time too many.

The first pro-depressant available by perscription.

Running into your drunk dad while visiting from college sucks.

A look at the troubled history of Countrywide Airlines.

The rocky history of Countrywide Airlines continues.

The rocky history of Countrywide Airlines continues.

The famous wit, Isadora, meets her adoring public.

Paxeltucket says goodbye to the State Fair

Doris McGrudels performs songs from her album about trains.

This odd fellow has never learned the song "Happy Birthday To You..."

Carnies review new safety regulations

A young man has a problem on the Gravitron

A short song about the Paxeltucket State Fair coming to town.

A young boy waits for his mom to pick him up and embarrasses his counsellor.

The aftermath of getting drunk and going on Craig's List.

A bookseller tells his customers who they look like rather than sell books.

A young couple regrets signing an ironic pre-nup.

Alan Zimmer has a male chorus following him around.

An oddly personal movie review.

Two parents are concerned that their child has rabies.

A therapist makes his patient feel bad.

A man suspects his coworkers of suspicious behavior.

A coworker gets in touch with his heritage.

A video tribute to the guy who used to make the video tributes.

Even more banter from the set of Rise and Shine, Paxeltucket.

The hosts of the morning show banter and then throw it to the news desk.

A local radio host visits the set of Rise and Shine, Paxeltucket

More banter from the set of Rise and Shine, Paxeltucket

A young child reports on his wish come true as a fireman.

Patrick would interview people on the street but his car broke down.

Some out of towner orders a dire mistake.

A man struggles to find out what looks different about his coworker.

A robber falls asleep in his victim's bed.

A young boy gets his wish from his favorite baseball player.

A rape whistle is used.

A woman addresses an angry mob. They are brandishing hammers.

It's the biggest day of this realtor's life. Which is sad.

Hulk not bad guy. Hulk misunderstood. That why he put on one-man show for you.

A mother speaks to her adult son at the singles' table.

A couple of New Yorkers bond in the trenches over Buffalo landmarks.

Two children arrive in the magical kingdom of Tooznia.

At We've Only Got Coats, we don't only have coats.

A negative campaign ad against Mike Bloomberg citing a very specific issue.

Nothing is gonna stop this gal from enjoying her prom.

The thing about Shakespeare is that it's just like rap music...

A former teacher visits the teacher's lounge.

A young boy goes back in time to study for a multiple choice exam.

This principal is sick of students manually masterbating one another in school.

A town council tries to fix its drunk driving problem the only way it knows how.

A water cooler man gets his big break at Redbook magazine.

A father wants his children to have a fun, efficient time at Disney Land.

A woman is both proud and embarrassed that she cheated. Mostly proud.

Charlie Rose interviews America's premiere video game novelist.

Three ladies express their feelings through song.

Jake is about to get fired and his coworkers couldn't be more excited.

A guidance counselor tries to convince a young girl and herself that suicide is not the answer.

Two police officers decide that their fallen friend's autopsy is their last chance to see her naked.

Sonya Sotomayor wants you to know that she has no problem with white men.

Standard office stuff: filing, answering phones, searching for ways to cheat Death...

Milvina Dean is constantly reminded of her traumatic childhood. And the movie based on it.

Two newscasters let their wagers get in the way of reporting the news.

One of these siblings killed their father (it's the sister).

The closing monologue from a lost Tennessee Williams play, rescued from his trash can.

In this, the newest Babysitters Club adventure, the girls deal with the recession.

On a first date, a young couple pretends they've been dating to impress an ex. It goes well.

A dad returns to talk with his son about the movie "Ghost Dad" several years later.

Helping fans of actor Mark Harmon find love.

Jordan just keeps confusing things for other things...

A new approach to baseball... A FREUDIAN APPROACH!

A dad returns to talk with his son about the movie "Ghost Dad."

While Batman and Robin fight crime, the Gotham Museum tries to prevent it.

A mad scientist comes to his daughter's career day. He brings a ray gun.

Gwen Stefani comes home to her down on his luck husband/former member of Bush.

Cool teacher gives some advice to a teenage father-to-be.

Henry learns about girls.

AOL chat room encounter ends in tragedy...in 2009...

In this segment, Ramsey reviews the novelization of Men in Black 2! It's all coming up after the theme song!

Nobody else seems to like egg nog. I took it upon myself to correct this.

Another New York filmmaker takes a crack at my first grade journal.

A public service announcement about hamsters.

A negative campaign ad I made against my own gubernatorial campaign. Hubris!

More than just a sketch, watch me flex my performer muscles.

In this segment, Ramsey reviews his car! It's all coming up after the obscenely long theme song.

A New York filmmaker spins my first grade journal into gold.

Ramsey discusses absurdist comedy groups and shows a clip from his own.

I found my 1st grade journal and sent it to Hollywood.

In this segment, Ramsey reviews the concept of film! It's all coming up after the obscenely long theme song.