Since 2005, Guy Patton has been schooled in improv and sketch at the UCB Theatre under the firm yet tender tutelage of Ian Roberts, Peter Gwinn, and Michael Delaney to name three. Guy is a writer for the UCBTNY house sketch team Stone Cold Fox, and was on the teams High Treason and 27 Kidneys. A veteran broadcaster, Guy presently works as a producer for ABC Radio Networks, and is a freelance video writer for such fine organizations as the Onion News Network and MTV's Popzilla. Guy's comedy videos have appeared on College Humor, UCB Comedy and Channel 101 NY.  He lives in Jersey City, NJ with his much funnier wife Dana.

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• I Didn't Know I was Macheted From the producers of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant..."
• Meat Loaf Sings Old Sayings Meat Loaf has a knack for turning phrases into great rock anthems.
• Microsoft's Smart Phone What if your smart phone could run Vista AND AOL?
• Tenure With a Guaranteed Job Comes Great Responsibility
• World's Strongest Pope Only the strongest will be Pope
• Bodegas Because... Bodegas!
• A Commercial A commercial featured at Maude Night by 27 Kidneys written by Christine Nagle.
• The Real Valtrex Commerical How it really works when one person has herpes.
• Axe Body Spray: No Subtext "If you wear Axe Body Spray, I WILL fuck you."
• Famous Sketches Retold Famous directors take on classic sketches.
• Chocoholics These aren't peanut M&Ms, they're just... wet peanuts.
• Never Seen Seinfeld This girl has never seen "Seinfeld!" What has she been doing for 15 years???
• Evil Twin Standoff Which twin is the evil one?
• Guy and Girl Stuck in Elevator 41 hours is nothing compared to this.
• 15 Seconds A bomb will explode in 15 seconds
• Wikipedia - DMX Arrested Lesser known Wikipedia fact: DMX was on coke, impersonating a federal agent and carjacking a vehicle.
• John McCain odds of dying Actuaries estimate that John McCain has a 1 in 6 chance of dying in the next 4 years. Let's gamble America!
• Injured Americans vs Obamacare Say NO to OBAMACARE.
• World's Strongest Pope A new Pope will rise...
• 7 Degrees of Michael Bacon Kevin Bacon's brother Michael has a fun new game out!
• Genitalbook Genitalbook is the exciting new social networking site to meet new genitals and reconnect with old ones!
• New Enzyte Commercial The latest breakthrough from Enzyte will seriously upgrade your package.
• Catch How to catch a woman
• Human Knot Work relationships are hard to untangle
• Unfair Charades The most unfair charades teams ever
• Larry's Discount Poison Larry's Discount Poisons has the poisons to blow your cares away!
• Oh, Manuel Jill reminisces about....Manuel.
• Nightswimming with Mark Spitz Gold Medalist Mark Spitz answers all your sensual questions.
• Hospital Boat It's a hospital on a boat
• Dr. Lanny on Sirius Radio Dr. Lanny Latham was a guest on Maxim's "Sex Files" on Sirius Radio.