Jackie Johnson has been a comedienne her entire existence. It all started when she mooned the judges at the Little Miss Texas pageant. Since then, she has won many titles: High School Student Body President, First place  in the Mesquite Texas Rodeo, and many times reigned as "Class Clown".

 Speaking of clowns, Jackie is proud of the fact that her Uncle Doug is a former Bozo the clown. Just because he is an uncle by marriage doesn't mean that Clown blood isn't in her veins. Did you know Clowns have orange blood? Speaking of burnt orange blood, Jackie received her Bachelors of Science Degree in Radio, Television and Film from the University of Texas at Austin.

She now resides in Burbank with her best friend and their two kittens, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. TV credits include the brilliant but cancelled STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP, and Jackie is one of the many fine actors cut out of SEMI PRO.

Hometown: Dallas, TX