Elizabeth Laime is a comedy writer and performer living in Los Angeles. Her funny stuff has been seen on stage (The Comedy Store, The Laugh Factory, The Groundlings, The National Comedy Theatre, and here at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre,) on the tele (Saturday Night Live,) and in Independent Films ("Bachelor Man" and "Apple Pie.") She was a proud member of an original UCB sketch Maude team, "Gunderson!" and had a superfun run of her one woman show, "Dear Diary," a Time Out New York's critic's pick, at UCB in New York and LA. Her comical story of a failed athletic endeavor, "Swim Team 1996" was recently published in the hilarious book, "Rejected," edited by UCB's Jon Friedman.

If none of this impresses you, this should do the trick: she narrated the 1998 VHS unauthorized documentary of Leonardo DiCaprio, "Hangin' With Leo," which can now be bought on EBay for about two bucks. It's amazing that she is still so down to earth! In her free time she enjoys playing with her dog, Ruby, and attempting to be an uber cool Silver Lake hipster but fails miserably because everything about her screams wholesome Midwesterner and she should just accept it.

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• Skull & Bones & Teeth It's always the most boring people in the room that turn out to be the most horrifying... Watch out for DENTISTS!
• Elizabeth's awesome gift Elizabeth gets Kanye West's glasses for Xmas!
• iPhone Visual Voicemail Visual Voicemail can save so much time