What? Are you serious? This is valid ID! Look, I’m from New York so I don’t drive. I know it’s an expired Learner Permit, but it’s still clearly government issued identification! Oh my god! Look someone here will vouch for me, ok? I‘ve been studying and performing here since 2002. Um, ok, High Treason, The Puppet Regime, Mixtape ’98, Film Noir Improv, Beyonce Knowledge, Osama Bin Laughin’, Killgore, The Documentary, The Real Real World, Soundtracks Live, The After School Super Power Hour… Really, none of those improv or sketch teams ring a bell? Yes, I’ve been on TV! Chappelle’s Show, Conan O’Brien… Well I can’t help it if you don’t watch those shows, lot’s of people do! Ok, you know what? Just forget it! I don’t need to drink here. I’ll take my business someplace else! Jerk!