Matt Besser
Raised a proud Razorback in Little Rock, Arkansas, Matt Besser attended Amherst College where he learned how to collect CDs. After graduating, Matt toured the Midwest doing stand-up, while taking improvisation direction from Del Close at Chicago's Improv Olympic Theater. In Chicago in 1991, he became a founding member of the sketch group Upright Citizens Brigade, and with them he has performed and written stage productions including Virtual Reality, UCBTV, Conference on the Future of Happiness, Thunderball, Bucket of Truth, Big Dirty Hands, Punch Your Friend In The Face, The Real Real World, That's F'd Up!, and Saigon Suicide Squad (winner of Best Sketch at 1996 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen). In 1996, the UCB moved to NYC and produced their sketch show Upright Citizens Brigade for three seasons (1998-2000) on Comedy Central. Soon after the success of the TV show, the UCB opened their own comedy theater and improv school which operates in NYC and now LA too. After the UCB TV show, Matt teamed up with Method Man & Redman to create and perform in a hidden camera show on MTV called Stung . He was a co-creator and star of Crossballs which ran for 23 episodes on Comedy Central. For the world wide web, he produced and starred in "The Very Funny Show" which can be seen on www.TBS.com; he now produces UCBcomedy.com. He has directed stage productions including Immortal Combat, Sidecarrin , (1998 U.S.C.A.F) and Todd Barry in Icky (2001 U.S.C.A.F.). Besser's one-man shows include: How Much I Lied, May I Help You Dumbass?, Don't Be A Dick, RUhi?, "Woo Pig Sooie", and "Matt's Magical Sack of Dump". As an improviser he was member of Chicago's The Family and is forever a member of ASSSSCAT , the longest running and greatest improv show in the history of the world. Besser's guest appearances include spots on: Help Me Help You, Mighty Bee, Pilot Season, Reno 911, Stacked, Bernie Mac Show, Frasier, American Dad, Watching Ellie, Spin City, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel Show, Late Friday, Weekends at the DL. Films, Curb Your Enthusiasm, A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T. on Bravo, and March 21 will debut Asssscat on Comedy Central. He's appeared in the films The TV Set , and Sundance Film Festival favorite Junebug . He recently played the lead bad guy in a zombie western called "Wanted Undead or Alive". Featured as Dave, the guitarist, in John C Reilly's biopic parody "Walk Hard". Soon to be seen in the comedies "Drillbit Taylor", "The Soloist", "Year One."
King of the Three-Way UCB Comedy OriginalsEveryone wants a three-way, but how can anyone pull it off?
The Back Room: #3 - Hitler Arm Dr. Aggro CockyTime for the Health segment of the The Back Room show. Diagnosis: Hitler Arm!
MySpace Tom on Voting UCB Comedy OriginalsMySpace Tom disses Republicans and a few Democrats too!
Shirts vs. Skins UCB Comedy OriginalsJoe's got manboobs! Luscious, perfect manboobs.
The Back Room: #4 - Mr. Pringles Sex Tape Dr. Aggro CockyMr. Pringles' celebrity sex tape & Robin Wiliams has an improv adlib attack
Grand Theft Auto Junkie Matt Besser Matt Besser can't be without his video games. What a loser.
Wake and Bake UCB Comedy OriginalsIt's Animation Month at UCBTLA! Wake & Bake is a jingle for a new breakfast marijuana.
MySpace Tom on Profile Photos UCB Comedy OriginalsMyspace Tom talks about cool profile photos.
Stupidest Repub & Demo Matt Besser We interviewed the stupidest Republican and the dumbest Democrat
The Shining Sisters Dannah and DanielleThe twin sisters from The Shining open a home reality business.
Sad Party Girls Eva Anderson Just pick up the phone.
Weed is Bad Matt Besser Song from Freak Dance playing every Friday at UCB Theater in LA
Freak Dance: I Can't Read Matt Besser Sassy learns that reading is the key to dancing. From Freak Dance: Forbidden Dirty Boogaloo May 30 @ UCB Theater LA
Bosco - Foot up your Ass Upright Citizens BrigadeShow me the size of your a-hole with your fingers
Crackhead Upright Citizens BrigadeWe crawled under enemy tanks and nursed land mines
ASSSSCAT: HatCoys vs. McFields UCBTLAWalsh schools class on the Hatfield & McCoy feud.
ASSSSCAT: Jello Biafra: Egg Man UCBTLAInspired by Jello Biafra's egging monologue, "Egg Man" is interrogated by a very precise police officer.
ASSSSCAT: Jello Biafra: Dangerous Neighborhood UCBTLAIan checks out apartments for rent in a dangerous neighborhood.
ASSSSCAT: Jello Biafra: Kissing Defense UCBTLAInspired by Jello Biafra's Portland monologue, Ian uses an unusual defense against Besser's advances.
ASSSSCAT: Jello Biafra: Homeland Security UCBTLAHomeland Security is making it really difficult for Sean to find his way home.
ASSSSCAT: Lavender Diamond: Bag Checkers UCBTLAAmy & Besser are bag checkers suspicious of regular guy Andy Daly.
Nice Day UCBTLADon't tell Ian what kind of day to have (or other social niceties).
ASSSSCAT: Lavender Diamond: Feminist Collective UCBTLASeth visits the feminist collective.
Distracted Surgeons UCBTLABesser and Ian are abusive surgeons too busy discussing sex to operate.
ASSSSCAT: Lavender Diamond: Substitute Teachers UCBTLAInspired by Lavender Diamond's monologue, substitute teacher Besser tells his students they are all substitute teach
UCB set to Music Upright Citizens BrigadeIf you have ever wanted to see a trailer for Upright Citizens Bridage, this is probably it.
The Back Room: # 1 - Jewish Comic Dr. Aggro CockyDr. Cocky discovers a real live Jewish comedian.
The Back Room: Whats Your Affliction? Dr. Aggro CockyDr. Cocky and the Back Room Gang teach us all a lesson about syphilis.
The Back Room: #2 - Outlaw Antiperspirant Dr. Aggro CockyDr. Cocky settles a dispute between Mr. Pringles and Outlaw Dean Denver.
The Back Room: #5 - Strippers Pop Out Dr. Aggro CockyDr. Aggro Cocky helps you losers at home with bachelor party etiquette while 50s Girl wrestles with her own demons
Unabomber Upright Citizens BrigadeWhat happens when the Unabomber takes a package to the Post Office?
Parrot Trainer Prank AdairThe bird is scared. Don't look at the bird.
Fairy Hockey Player Upright Citizens BrigadeYour invisible hockey player fairy gives great advice
Child Prodigy Prank Upright Citizens BrigadeAmy Poehler and Matt Besser want their child in a school for gifted children.
F'd & Illegal: Humiliation Dr. Aggro CockyAudience member get shot during Fd Up & Illegal Videos show!
ASSSSCAT: SFSketchfest: Intro Upright Citizens BrigadeASSSSCAT: Matt, Ian and Matt meet the audience at SF Sketchfest 2008
ASSSSCAT: SFSketchfest: Part 1 Upright Citizens BrigadeASSSSCAT: Neil Patrick Harris talks about horse racing and how not to snowboard
ASSSSCAT: Gibby Haynes: Tim Leary's Houseguest UCBTLACrack, pissing, or the flacid blow job? Gibby isn't sure what exactly got him kicked out.
ASSSSCAT: Gibby Haynes: Did He Really Just Fuck Me? UCBTLAAndrew Daly shouts out the title in this scene inspired by Gibby Haynes (The Butthole Surfers).
Planet H*llyw**d prop prank Upright Citizens BrigadeMatt Walsh and Matt Besser prank Planet H*llyw**d
ASSSSCAT: SFSketchfest: Part 2-Pet Deaths Upright Citizens BrigadeASSSSCAT: Neil Patrick Harris talks about gruesome pet deaths
ASSSSCAT: SFSketchfest: Part 4-Paparazzi Upright Citizens BrigadeASSSSCAT: Neil Patrick Harris talks about dealing with a strange Paparazzo
Crossballs: Pot or Not? CrossballsMatt Besser argues with Chris Tallman on behalf of Marijuana on Crossballs
Crossballs: Hippy Against Pot CrossballsAndrew Daly joins the fight against weed on Crossballs.
Santa Liqueur Upright Citizens BrigadeSanta promotes his lesser-known business, Santa Liqueur.
Christian Basketball Upright Citizens BrigadeTwo Christian b-ball teams face off- but whose side is God on?
Food Nazi Upright Citizens BrigadeThe food nazis do all they can to eliminate the fatty population.
G.G. Duche Upright Citizens BrigadeG.G. wants more out of life than just crapping on people's faces.
Singing Lessons CrossballsMatt Besser coaches singers on the unsung aspects of singing.
Gravity Bong Hit Matt Besser Matt Besser describes how difficult a gravity hit can become.
Pot prescriptions Matt Besser Matt Besser tells you how to score a pot prescription.
Why are Bongs Illegal? Matt Besser Matt Besser wants to know why bongs are illegal?
Reverse Pegoria Matt Walsh Matt Besser and Matt Walsh in Reverse Pegoria. Remember, it's not really a baby.
MySpace Tom on Cool Jobs UCB Comedy OriginalsMyspace Tom talks about the jobs section of your profile.
Improv to Film: Plot Points Upright Citizens BrigadeBesser and Ian improvise dialogue in a film to get out a plot point.
MySpace Tom on Music UCB Comedy OriginalsMySpace Tom teaches how to catch friends with your music profile.
Dramatic Improv Upright Citizens BrigadeUsing drama in improvisation
MySpace Tom: Negative Fan Mail UCB Comedy OriginalsMySpace Tom gets a lot of negative mail, so he reads it as Jimmy Stewart from Mr. Smith goes to Washington.
Little Donny on the Today Show Upright Citizens BrigadeSomehow, Walsh makes it onto the Today show to talk about Little Donny disease
Slow Motion Little Donny Upright Citizens BrigadeMatt Walsh got on the Today Show to discuss Little Donny Disease - in slow motion
Too Many Thank You's #1 Matt Besser A comedy of manners on hidden camera starring Besser, Danielle Schneider, and Rob Riggle
Crossballs: Environmental PSA CrossballsPSA reveals the truth behind liberal lies and the environment.
Fashionista Matt Besser Matt Besser as the Fashionista goes to Melrose to comment on people's outfits
Matt Walsh Heckled at SXSW Matt Walsh Matt Besser heckles Matt Walsh.
Boner UCB Comedy OriginalsDon has an embarrassing boner that won't go away.
Gender Ambiguity Matt Besser Matt Besser pisses off preacher when he declares he is neither man nor woman.
Crossballs: Pot or Not? Part 4 CrossballsJerry (Mr. Show, SNL, Carpoolers) offers his expert insight on the marijuana debate.
Too Many Thank You's #2 Matt Besser My girlfriend and I publicly argue about the subjectivity of "thank you" and "you're welcome"
Protest in Post Office Line! Matt Besser A lady starts a loud protest at the post office.
Legalize Dog Poo Petition Upright Citizens BrigadePeople are offered a petition to allow dogs to poop anywhere without owners having to pick it up.
The Best Improv Suggestor The MessKarl Danvers: The World's Best Improv Suggestor
UCB prank: Crab People! Upright Citizens BrigadeUCB is Union Square corner a crab person from Atlantis
Stung: The Beatbox Contest Prank Matt Besser Matty B impresses Meth and Red with his mad beatboxing skillz and pisses off real beatboxers.
Stung: Fucking with Interns Matt Besser Meth, Red, and Matty B screw with innocent interns.
Matt's Groups
Matt's Uploads
King of the Three-Way UCB Comedy OriginalsEveryone wants a three-way, but how can anyone pull it off?
The Back Room: #3 - Hitler Arm Dr. Aggro CockyTime for the Health segment of the The Back Room show. Diagnosis: Hitler Arm!
The Back Room: #5 - Strippers Pop Out Dr. Aggro CockyDr. Aggro Cocky helps you losers at home with bachelor party etiquette while 50s Girl wrestles with her own demons
Unabomber Upright Citizens BrigadeWhat happens when the Unabomber takes a package to the Post Office?
G.G. Allin Shits AdairPunk Pioneer G.G. Allin takes a shit on stage
Let the Kids do Anything Matt Besser A little-known satellite TV channel
Kid Yakovs AdairKids tell Yakov Smirnov's best jokes as Yakov
Satisfied Penis Pump Customer AdairThe Venus II is the perfect way to start your day!
Sex Slave Adair
Pin Balls Adaircan't tell you what this is, couldn't make it through it myself. but have fun!
Xena nip slip AdairXena, Warrior Princess, sings the national anthem, and puts on a show.
Cleaning Your Penis Pump AdairAvoid crust and build up with a quick rinse.
Grand Theft Auto Junkie Matt Besser Matt Besser can't be without his video games. What a loser.
Gravity Bong Hit Matt Besser Matt Besser describes how difficult a gravity hit can become.
Pot prescriptions Matt Besser Matt Besser tells you how to score a pot prescription.
Why are Bongs Illegal? Matt Besser Matt Besser wants to know why bongs are illegal?
Improv to Film: Plot Points Upright Citizens BrigadeBesser and Ian improvise dialogue in a film to get out a plot point.
Dramatic Improv Upright Citizens BrigadeUsing drama in improvisation
Stupidest Repub & Demo Matt Besser We interviewed the stupidest Republican and the dumbest Democrat
Too Many Thank You's #2 Matt Besser My girlfriend and I publicly argue about the subjectivity of "thank you" and "you're welcome"
Too Many Thank You's #1 Matt Besser A comedy of manners on hidden camera starring Besser, Danielle Schneider, and Rob Riggle
Protest in Post Office Line! Matt Besser A lady starts a loud protest at the post office.
Dentyne Ice Prank Upright Citizens BrigadeThe Dentyne Ice commercial taken a little too literally.
Fashionista Matt Besser Matt Besser as the Fashionista goes to Melrose to comment on people's outfits
Weed is Bad Matt Besser Song from Freak Dance playing every Friday at UCB Theater in LA
Stung: The Beatbox Contest Prank Matt Besser Matty B impresses Meth and Red with his mad beatboxing skillz and pisses off real beatboxers.
Stung: The Dollar in Shit Prank Matt Besser Meth and Red humiliate some greedy New Yorkers.
Stung: Fucking with Interns Matt Besser Meth, Red, and Matty B screw with innocent interns.
Stung: Ludacris Gets Pranked Matt Besser Hip-hop artist Ludacris gets Stung by Meth and Red.
Gender Ambiguity Matt Besser Matt Besser pisses off preacher when he declares he is neither man nor woman.
Freak Dance: I Can't Read Matt Besser Sassy learns that reading is the key to dancing. From Freak Dance: Forbidden Dirty Boogaloo May 30 @ UCB Theater LA


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