John Kingman

All light beers are not the same.

Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz are trippy together, but there have to be OTHER good movie soundtrack combos.

Ladies, why bleed like a common animal? Now there's the Flofreedia pill for periods.

THE "Secret Sex" Gift for the Holidays!

What if your smart phone could run Vista AND AOL?

Famous directors take on classic sketches.

These aren't peanut M&Ms, they're just... wet peanuts.

The killer is calling from inside the house! Not YOUR house, but someone's.

420 Snacks for Stoners, because it's always 4:20 somewhere!

A man mourns the loss of a very normal pet.

It's the biggest night of this realtor's life. Which is sad.

Two newscasters let their wagers get in the way of reporting the news.

Jake is about to get fired and his coworkers couldn't be more excited.

A guidance counselor tries to convince a young girl and herself that suicide is not the answer.

Two police officers decide that their fallen friend's autopsy is their last chance to see her naked.

Sonya Sotomayor wants you to know that she has no problem with white men.

Standard office stuff: filing, answering phones, searching for ways to cheat Death...

Milvina Dean is constantly reminded of her traumatic childhood. And the movie based on it.

Why buy a regular car when you can have a Popemobile???

Meat Loaf has a knack for turning phrases into great rock anthems.

Hey Conservatives! Now there's a NEW way to fight those liberals...

All light beers are not the same.