Will Hines has performed at UCBT in New York since around November 2000, and taught there since February 2005. He's a proud member of one of the theatre's house improv teams The Stepfathers. In the past he's been a member of many sketch and improv groups including 1985, GameFace, Primal Bias and Monkeydick. He produces and directs videos, writes sketch and on top of all that has the nerve to dabble in stand-up like an arrogant swaggering dilettante.

Credits

• What If There's Bears? Home fix-it tips, accounting for bears.
• Two Reasonable Guys Two reasonable guys disarm farcical situations.
• Life Frite The horrors of reality in colored light.
• PItchin' Nightmares: Good Luck Chuck Two guys want to re-make "Good Luck Chuck"
• News Anchors Two men fail to read tonight's top story correctly.
• M. Night Shyamalan Burger M. Night Shyamalan's blows your mind in a Burger King commercial.
• That Guy Rob Lathan tries to remind Will Hines of a guy.
• Do You Work Here? She does not.
• House Porsche Ben Walker is so poor he has to live in his car, which is okay because his car is AWESOME!
• The Octopus Job Even if you are married to the octopus, you must behave appropriately.
• The Cornish Game Hen Maneuver The starving crew of the Starship Capricon run into a race of Cornish game hen.
• PItchin' Nightmares: Time Dragons They would like to make a movie called Time Dragons.
• PItchin' Nightmares: You Say Tomato These two try to think of the proper insult for the man they want to sell their idea to.
• Prison Break: Final Episode Prison Break star Wentworth Miller goes door-to-door to explain the final episode.
• iPod Shuffle Gizmodo editor Adam Frucci test drives a new iPod Shuffle with voiceover feature.
• Hypnotist Uncovers Truth Hypnotist show goes horribly awry.
• Fistfuck of Clarity Man has epiphany while elbow deep in girl
• Obama Is Dungeonmaster Barack Obama Likes Sci-Fi
• Get the "Canollis" Sometimes what you're sayin aint what you're sayin.
• Real Phone Sex She keeps it real during phone sex
• Monkey King Homeless people will stop being crazy if you just explain it to them.
• Douche Blanket on Rye Why are you calling it that?
• Judy Making Friends Socially Retarded Girl at the Party
• Previously on Lost Everything you never wanted to know about "Lost"
• Return to Racism Don't you wish it was like old times?
• Morning Radio Old Pros Do Zoo Crew
• Teabagging! War is Hell, but teabagging is a little slice of heaven.
• Snoopy Lamp A searing film noir about a Snoopy Lamp.
• DP Ruins Terminator Trailer Original Terminator trailer before Christian Bale fired the DP.
• Checkmates Good-girl chess player meets bad-boy checkers player from the streets.
• Never Forget Never Forget
• Gun Baby Shower She's shooting for two now.
• Jett Travolta Jett's just wondering....
• Birthday Wish Make a wish
• Undesirable Couple Who is the least fuckable?
• Cannibal Chef Human flesh doesn't have to taste bad
• "Actors" Actors are unacceptable humans
• First Man on The Moon Aldrin and Armstrong both want to be the first man on the moon. Who wants it the most?
• Are You Danzig? Holy fuck, are you Danzig?
• Flashdancers Flashdancers! Gentlemen's Cabaret!
• Long Joke She's not good with jokes
• Car Manager He'll have to ask the manager.
• Dry Hump The Vote This election, your vote means more than ever. So dry hump it.
• Palin Argument Everyone is fighting about Sarah Palin!
• Worst Sarah Palin Impression Here's a Sarah Palin impression that leaves all the others in the dust.
• Second Fattest Man Charles Pottamus, second fattest man in the world, writes a letter of outrage to the Guinness Book of World Records.
• Snapple Cap Facts These facts are true, they're just not Snapple Cap Fact true.
• Sexy Screenname It is not easy to find a sexy screenname that hasn't been taken.
• Take Another Look: Baskets Take another look.
• Take Another Look: 9 Volt Batteries Take another look.
• Take Another Look: Epsom Salt Take another look.
• Sue Is Late for Lunch Sue! Order! Order your lunch!
• Ask Bobby: Lightning Round Bobby cuts through the crap for his listeners.
• Ask Bobby: Middle East Bobby has advice for United Nations Secetary General Ban Ki-Moon.
• Ask Bobby: Marriage Bobby tells Judy how to handle her infidelity problems.
• Ask Bobby: Ask Bobby: Career You better watch out: on Bobby's talk radio show, he tells it like it is.
• A-Rod's Baby Jill reveals the not-so-awful truth to her husband.
• Massive Head Trauma Recover from massive head trauma in the comfort of your own home!
• Fashion Magazine Fabulous! Japanese girl's comedy
• You Might Be Fishin' The Foxworthy Brothers just might have their own fishin' show
• Lost Skier This guy got really lost while out on the slopes.
• Sexual Intercourse, American Style: Ep. 8: The Baby Birds Two Federal Agents, Sarah and Rodney, infiltrate the Baby Birds' lair, bringing this long journey to a close.
• Sexual Intercourse, American Style: Ep. 7: Pottery Wheels Fran's hostile pottery competition sends Beth running from the Baby Birds and into Tom's arms.
• Take Your Daughter To Work Day It's take your daughter to work day!
• Sexual Intercourse, American Style: Ep. 6: November November has come to Connecticut and a "Balloon Party" leads to a meditation on the changing of seasons and mo
• Sexual Intercourse, American Style: Ep. 4: Incense and Candles The Baby Birds absolve Tom of his sins after a tenacious Senator's Aide exposes him as a war profiteer.
• Sexual Intercourse, American Style: Ep. 5: Pastries A Federal investigation of the Baby Birds leads to an impromptu lesson on the finer points of pastries.
• Sexual Intercourse, American Style: Ep. 3: The Wine Cellar The group's "Wine and Sex Party" is interrupted by Beth's tragic past and Clark's snizzle.
• Sexual Intercourse, American Style: Ep. 2: Whipped Cream Fran hurts Tom by having spoilt her powerful sexual appetite.
• Ted the Rapist? Ted's co-workers think there's something suspicious about the way he looks.
• Sexual Intercourse, American Style: Ep. 1: The Hot Tub Clark joins the Baby Birds mid-coitus, only to kill their collective boner with his tales of tax woes.
• Beyond Fact: NYC Subway The show that finally reveals the truth behind history's lies.
• Blood Donor The world's worst blood donor.
• The Jeannie Tate Show: Episode 5 - Rob Riggle It's GAME DAY and soccer mom JEANNIE TATE is ready. Special Guest Rob Riggle (The Daily Show, SNL).
• Prank: Suicide Man attempts to end his life by jumping off a not so high ledge.
• American Apparel:Everyday Sexy Dov Charney turns BORING into SEX.
• Surrogate Mother For Hire Dolores Santangeli wants to have your baby!
• Cufflinks Three Gentleman's Accessories boutiques compete for your business.
• Cat News: Broadcast 1 Interview with Dr. Will Abelson, specialist in other cats.
• Give Me Back My Son! A bunch of UCB folks doing Mel's line from RANSOM.
• Famous Sketches Retold Famous directors take on classic sketches.
• HOPE! What happens when hope reaches dangerous levels?
• Dakota Tourism Ad War Which Dakota makes for a better vacation?
• Dakota Tourism War: Dakota Tourism Ad War #4 The Great Dakota Tourism War gets weird
• Dakota Tourism War: Dakota Tourism Ad War #3 The Great Dakota Tourism War gets bloody
• Dakota Tourism War: Dakota Tourism Ad War #2 The Great Dakota Tourism War escalates
• Dakota Tourism War: Dakota Tourism Ad War #1 The Great Dakota Tourism War begins
• Figurative Language Bomb Oh no - it's a figurative language bomb.
• Evil Twin Standoff Which twin is the evil one?
• Office Dead Pool An office betting pool has unexpected consequences
• When A Stranger Calls The killer is calling from inside the house! Not YOUR house, but someone's.
• IndieCup You can look Indie, but taste Corporate!
• 15 Seconds Just 15 seconds before this bomb explodes!
• Polchek's Subs Make Your Sub a Polchek Sub!
• Bad Company Fudge Company Fudge and Bad Company, together at last