Zach Neumeyer

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj have a special message about being yourself

On February 13 2010, Kevin Smith was forced to deboard Southwest Airlines Flight 2366 because he is a terrible director.

The novelty penis industry goes on strike.

Welcome to the NFL! Please enjoy yourself, play fair, and don't commit felonies.

CSI Miami star David Caruso has been delivering crime scene one-liners a lot longer than you think.

The director of Osama Bin Laden's terror videos tries to take the production to another level

An evil royal adviser applies for work at Google

In his cutting edge PBS series, Dr. Stan Zuniga travels to the Great Wall in search of its origins

"Fumbling Toward Ecstasy"

A cable news host can't get over his guest's appearance

Another reminder from the Corn Refiners Association that you don't know sh*t about high fructose corn syrup

Jennifer Aniston really wants your house, even if you don't want to move out.

Elliot just found out that Royal Crown Cola is actually ruled by a royal king.

Loving Farms produces old-fashioned animal porn untainted by homosexuality

A desperate salesman goes way too far to make one sale.

The legendary Hard Rock Cafe is remembered by the world's hardest rockers

Johnny Rebel doesn't play by the rules. Even when the rules are pretty reasonable.

J.D. Salinger's highly offensive final book shouldn't be published

Survivors of a plane crash must make a difficult decision in order to live.

Konodium stops diarrhea, but unfortunately has one major side effect.

A discussion of the grossness of moms vs. the grossness of sanitation workers, and the sticky situation that results.

Moms debate Smelting Vat Stirrers and Oncology Nurses on the difficulties of their jobs.

A mom debates a lumberjack on the physical toll of their professions.

US Corporal Ramirez trades places with a mom who believes her job is too hard.

A Longshoreman challenges one mom's insecurities about her appearance.

An Air Traffic Controller takes issue with one mom's complaints about multitasking.

When a woman claims that being a mom is the hardest job in the world, a group of professionals set the record straight.

In this movie the cop plays by his own rules, which are also everyone else's.

Grocery bags audition for a coveted role in American Beauty.

Hallelujah is a great sad song to play when someone dies on TV, but it has other uses, too.

After the final episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show airs on May 25, 2011, a hopeless wasteland awaits.

Elizabeth Taylor updates her will over the years.

The tragic tale of a toaster and a man who have grown apart over the years.

The UFC knows the importance of an early bedtime: the fight is at 7pm so that you can get to sleep earlier!

When the Tiger and the Lion finally meet, they find they have surprisingly little in common.

The cast of Jersey Shore explains the Electoral College.

The cast of Jersey Shore explains World War II.

The cast of Jersey Shore explains Heliocentric Physics.

Jersey Shore Explains: The Catcher in the Rye

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj have a special message about being yourself

The novelty penis industry goes on strike.

Welcome to the NFL! Please enjoy yourself, play fair, and don't commit felonies.

CSI Miami star David Caruso has been delivering crime scene one-liners a lot longer than you think.

Johnny Rebel doesn't play by the rules. Even when the rules are pretty reasonable.

"Fumbling Toward Ecstasy"

A cable news host can't get over his guest's appearance

The director of Osama Bin Laden's terror videos tries to take the production to another level

An evil royal adviser applies for work at Google

Another reminder from the Corn Refiners Association that you don't know sh*t about high fructose corn syrup

In his cutting edge PBS series, Dr. Stan Zuniga travels to the Great Wall in search of its origins

Loving Farms produces old-fashioned animal porn untainted by homosexuality

A desperate salesman goes way too far to make one sale.

The legendary Hard Rock Cafe is remembered by the world's hardest rockers

J.D. Salinger's highly offensive final book shouldn't be published

Survivors of a plane crash must make a difficult decision in order to live.

Konodium stops diarrhea, but unfortunately has one major side effect.