Lauren Adams

A Sketch by Onassis

A Sketch by Onassis

He used to have a stutter.

A woman says farewell to her party guests.

River Phoenix is dead. He is dead.

A repairman forgets his tools.

A discussion of the grossness of moms vs. the grossness of sanitation workers, and the sticky situation that results.

Everyone has an opinion, no one has a clue.

You're So Bad

A guy's jacket is pretty dusty

He Totally Missed It

Nigel Carrington Interviews Sam Waldorf

I Bought a Gun

Moms debate Smelting Vat Stirrers and Oncology Nurses on the difficulties of their jobs.

A mom debates a lumberjack on the physical toll of their professions.

US Corporal Ramirez trades places with a mom who believes her job is too hard.

A dad is excited about tonight's specials.

Evan pitches a rent-a-dog program.

An airhorn impression.

A journalist who hates birds takes a birdwatching tour.

A stranger is not what they seem.

A guy thinks people are judging him for being late to the meeting.

Bad news interrupts Corey's nacho night.

After the final episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show airs on May 25, 2011, a hopeless wasteland awaits.

David Markowitz can't be within 100 meters and the same temporal space as minors.

A Longshoreman challenges one mom's insecurities about her appearance.

An Air Traffic Controller takes issue with one mom's complaints about multitasking.

When a woman claims that being a mom is the hardest job in the world, a group of professionals set the record straight.

A game show for people who need to take a hint.

The guy who writes headlines for the NY Post drops by a journalism class.

Some women like their babies a little smaller than average.

"Look, I know you're not a fuckshit Kristen."

"Mike, did you do something to that bird?"

"No, not really."

Before they sleep together, is he joking?

Hilarious sketch pitch based on a WAMU polo shirt.

Slow Burn goes over fire safety protocols for candle lighting sketch.

Contestants on Family Feud take the prompt literally.

He's not a god! And he's not a doctor.

Lady gets verbal diarrhea after thinking her blind date is a BLIND date

A father asks his son yet another riddle. A personal one.

Two southern ladies discuss the businesses in their town and not the precarious nature of their deck.

No, really. It's not me, I thought we were all saying that. Guys.

Your baby's so adorable, this lady could just him right up. Could and will.

Going to the self check-out counter won't save you from social judgment about your purchases.

Cops need robber to chill out.

Guy needs to use the mic to ask his question.

Hometown girl makes good, gets part in indie film.

Neil Armstrong lands on the moon, blows his line.

Actor's nosebleed stops sketch at Maude Night.

Avoid embarrassing unexpected sex scenes.

Son gives the penultimate eulogy for his father.

Where is that stapler prop?

It's a standoff!

I've got reservations at Chez Penise

A beat cop feels like the detectives in charge of the case aren't getting it.

Some moms talking at a playground.

When Dad says it, it's awesome. When Mom says it, it's gross.

Weatherman gets really hung up on the last story.

#2's up for parole, but folks only remember #1.

70's TV personality Paul Lynde gets side work as a lifeguard.

Woman tries to use sad cat story to get better prices.

Yes Yu Kon!

Married wedding singers getting divorced, but honoring bookings.

Grandma reminisces about the past sandwiches.

Valedictorian delivers message to class from sponsors.

That's a lot of molesters in one building.

Fran needs some people to double up on characters in her sketch.

Guys everywhere are jealous of Scooter Guy.

I bet we know a lot of the same people!

Don't go to college

Reporter sent to cover Haiti crisis loses bags, becomes story.

Bindi Irwin must host dead dad's show despite painful memories.

Lifelong consumer of crappy Dominos pizza orders brand new pizza.

The Nice Brothers guide to getting a job

Horror writer Thomas Pine answers questions about his latest novel.

Applebee's announces its new all-cheese menu!

Terry and Tom found love on A-Date. So can you!

Joanne and Jeremy found love on A-Date. So can you!

The family meets the girlfriend.

Wrong Class

In this movie the cop plays by his own rules, which are also everyone else's.

It's NOT Saks Fifth Avenue, it's Zack's Fifth Avenue.

There's an app for anything. Even when there shouldn't be.

Say NO to OBAMACARE.

A pat-down procedure sure to make everyone comfortable.