Kat Toledo

Some Guy: What's your name, what's your sign?

Me: Kat Toledo, I have sagittarius cusped with capricorn, scorpio rising.

Notorious B.I.G.: Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind.

Me: Thanks, good bye, oh hello..

Notorious B.I.G.: And ask what your interests are?

Me: I enjoy writing and performing. I make music with my friends and on occasion I make magical jewelry.

Notorious B.I.G.: Who you be with?

Me: Mostly my improv teams,Improvisosos Peligrosos (improv en español!), #Klepper, and Lozenge. Check your local listings [newyork.improvteams.com] for a show near you. I also have a small but entertaining part in Shannon O'Neill's Prison Freaks at the UCB Theatre [newyork.ucbtheatre.com]. You can check out more of my vids, pins, and tits here http://holytoledo.tumblr.com/

Notorious B.I.G.: Things to make you smile?

Me: Booty bass and Astral projection.

Notorious B.I.G.: What numbers to dial?

Me: You can just email me, kat@ucbcomedy.com

Notorious B.I.G.: You gon' be here for a while?

Me: yeah.