Dear Dad,

Are you proud of me yet? I'm on a Maude team at UCB again. The last one was called Mixtape '98 but now I'm on Slow Burn. GOD! Do you know anything that's going on in my life? Yeah you're busy.  Too busy to come to my sketch shows.  Oh again with the car? I totaled ONE car.  Can we move past that already? Look I gotta go.  I'm peforming all over town with Kape and Pony Party so I don't have time for your negativity, old man.  Also, I do stuff with Kelly Hudson. Yes the girl you don't like.  Blow it out your ass.

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