UCBTLA

• Sammy Davis Jr. UCBTLASammy Davis Jr. (Tim Meadows) sings about heaven.
• Bad Music at Comedy Death- UCBTLAHost Harris Wittles wants a better song for his introduction.
• David Bowie & Chocolate Puddin UCBTLADavid Bowie let's his biggest fan, Chocolate Pudding (Andy Daly), do the countdown during Space Oddity.
• Besser beaten by audience UCBTLATMZ captures Matt Besser in altercation with audience member after failing to break comedy record.
• Sign my Tits UCBTLAGibby of the Butthole Surfers explains one of the benefits of being a rock star.
• C*nttear Rabbis UCBTLAHow the Butthole Surfers came up with their band name.
• Blood Babies UCBTLAGibby Haynes, frontman of Butthole Surfers, uses an uncommon solvent to shoot up his heroin.
• Freak Dance trailer UCBTLASometimes you gotta take a chance and dance. Friday, April 10 @ 8pm at UCBTLA.
• The Power to Summon Wolves UCBTLAKremer sings a song about summoning wolves to get revenge on his girlfriend.
• Nut Valet UCBTLAHoward Kremer performs "Nut Valet."
• Owls Are Feathers and Hate UCBTLAMatt's friend tries to raise a baby owl. Mistake.
• Where Sadness Goes to Cry UCBTLAMatt goes to Atlantic City, the saddest place on earth.
• X-Rated Atari Games UCBTLAF'd up games you might not remmember on the Atari 2600
• Twenty Year Prank UCBTLASteve's girlfriend pranks her own sister for twenty years.
• Then My Coke Dealer Showed Up UCBTLABang Bang runs the perfect scam at a poker table until his coke dealer shows up.
• Mr. Martin Prank UCBTLADana Gould we should have handled 9/11 differently.
• Prank at My Mom's Funeral UCBTLAPaul had never able to pull a decent prank until his mom's funeral.
• Bathroom Graffiti UCBTLAMatt finds a Nepoleon Cake of bathroom graffiti
• Evan Dando Prank Call UCBTLASteve pranks Evan Dando for the most expensive prank call ever.
• Jerry Garcia Prank UCBTLAA hippie prank that keeps giving.
• Heaven is Going to be Awkward UCBTLADoes even God think religion is ridiculous?
• My Mom's Final Decree UCBTLAPaul's mom changes her mind about everything in her last days.
• I Heal with My Steel UCBTLADragon Boy Suede performs "I Heal with My Steel."
• Life of Bang Bang Ellington UCBTLADid you know Bang Bang's dad was a famous TV star?
• Catholics vs. Assholes UCBTLAPaul discusses gay marriage, "devout" Catholics, and limbo in his stand up.
• Suicide Boys UCBTLAThe Suicide Boys discuss changing their name.
• Bush Vengeance UCBTLAMan seeks vengeance on the bush that ruined his life.
• Parental Edit UCBTLAParent censors their kid's phone call.
• Deadly Garnish UCBTLARestaurant forces its customers to man up.
• Porn Report UCBTLAASSSSCAT! featuring the Suicide Girls
• George Bailey Gets Spammed UCBTLAGeorge Bailey finds that as long as you get emails from friends, it truly is a wonderful life.
• Please Me! UCBTLAServants attempt to please their master.
• Opening UCBTLAThe opening scene of Soundtrack's August 29, 2008 show.
• Delivering the Mail UCBTLAThe ungodly horrors of war and mail delivery.
• Bottleneck UCBTLATwo adventurers attempt to pass the Great McCubbin.
• My Baby! UCBTLAA baby goes on the journey of a lifetime, set to the Beatles.
• Apocalypse High UCBTLAHigh school is tough, especially after the apocalypse.
• Weekend Semin UCBTLABrian underwent some changes at his weekend seminar. Big changes.
• The Wild UCBTLAThe wild can be a dangerous place for young and plucky animals.
• A Valentines Song UCBTLAA song of unsaid valentines messages that never got sent.
• You Bet Your Ass! UCBTLAA story where a bet takes a turn for the worst or the best?
• The Clump UCBTLAA womans tale of awkward happenings with a German film maker.
• Bandaged Boner, Part 2 UCBTLAThe second part of a tale of a bandaged boner and poor timing.
• Bandaged Boner, Part 1 UCBTLAA tale of a bandaged boner and poor timing.
• I Got Her Number... Part 1 UCBTLAA young mans intimate moment ruined by the phone.
• I Got Her Number... Part 2 UCBTLAA young mans intimate moment ruined by the phone.
• Dreaming of Sharks UCBTLAChad's following his dream all the way to the shark tank. See MySpace live Wednesday nights at UCBTLA.
• Kool-Aid Law UCBTLAThe tables have turned on the Kool-Aid man! See MySpace live Wednesday nights at UCBTLA.
• Christmas Break UCBTLAGlen's taking a long weekend. See MySpace live Wednesday nights at UCBTLA.
• Picture Time! UCBTLAThe girls get together to take a picture!
• Sassy Robot UCBTLASeth is not happy with his new robot's attitude. See MySpace live Wednesday nights at UCBTLA.
• Road Rage UCBTLAThere's just something about driving in LA.... See MySpace live Wednesday nights at UCBTLA.
• Cookies: Part 3 - The Date UCBTLAIan and Matt invite a couple on stage to go out on a first date and sparks fly.
• Overly Ambitious Intern UCBTLADuring important taping of CDR, this intern (Matt Besser) ruins the show when he interrupts Harris Wittels set.
• Did He Really Just Fuck Me? UCBTLAAndrew Daly shouts out the title in this scene inspired by Gibby Haynes (The Butthole Surfers).
• Trailer UCBTLAWhen bad sex happens to good people
• Cookies: Part 2 UCBTLADr. Ken (Knocked Up) helps out with the cooking.
• Tim Leary's Houseguest UCBTLACrack, pissing, or the flacid blow job? Gibby isn't sure what exactly got him kicked out.
• Cookies: Part 1 UCBTLAMatt starts the show while Ian obsesses over sex.
• Distracted Surgeons UCBTLABesser and Ian are abusive surgeons too busy discussing sex to operate.
• ASSSSCAT: HatCoys vs. McFields UCBTLAWalsh schools class on the Hatfield & McCoy feud.
• Weight Loss vs. Xbox 360 UCBTLAMass Effect for the Xbox 360 destroys Steve's weight loss plan.
• ASSSSCAT: David Yow: Strange D UCBTLAASSSSCAT monologist David Yow (The Jesus Lizard) recalls a confusing time at the grocery store.
• ASSSSCAT: Strange D Scene UCBTLAInspired by David Yow's monologue, Owen repeatedly suffers mistaken identity.
• ASSSSCAT: David Yow: Coke UCBTLAASSSSCAT monologist David Yow of The Jesus Lizard explains his typical breakfast: Coke and a cigarette.
• Little Green Army Guys UCBTLALittle Green Army Men are the hottest toys on the market- available now!
• The Tiger Closet UCBTLAAndy can't remember which door leads to the exit and which door leads to the tiger closet.
• Lavender Diamond: Broom Closet UCBTLAMonologist Lavender Diamond exits stage and into a broom closet.
• Dirtiest Sketch: Got Milk? UCBTLAJames has weak bones, Cale likes the X-Men...these guys need MILK!
• Cagematch Prank UCBTLAWill's been gone for two weeks, and has been lied to about who's winning the cagematch. Here's the fallout
• Rob Corddry - 2007 Sucked! UCBTLAYeah, the year sucked, but something really needed to set it off...tiger!
• We are all Lavender Diamond UCBTLAMonologist Lavender Diamond explains how we are all Lavender Diamond.
• Substitute Teachers UCBTLAInspired by Lavender Diamond's monologue, substitute teacher Besser tells his students they are all substitute teach
• Feminist Collective UCBTLASeth visits the feminist collective.
• Nice Day UCBTLADon't tell Ian what kind of day to have (or other social niceties).
• Bag Checkers UCBTLAAmy & Besser are bag checkers suspicious of regular guy Andy Daly.
• Homeland Security UCBTLAHomeland Security is making it really difficult for Sean to find his way home.
• Kissing Defense UCBTLAInspired by Jello Biafra's Portland monologue, Ian uses an unusual defense against Besser's advances.
• Oregon Trucker UCBTLAJello Biafra (Dead Kennedys) uses a defense technique from Sanford & Son during a fight with two Portland tr
• Dangerous Neighborhood UCBTLAIan checks out apartments for rent in a dangerous neighborhood.
• Egg Man UCBTLAInspired by Jello Biafra's egging monologue, "Egg Man" is interrogated by a very precise police officer.
• Wallet Threat UCBTLAAndy Daly threatens Sean Conroy with his wallet.
• Egging UCBTLAJello Biafra on egging cars while running for Mayor of San Francisco in 1979.