Slow Burn

• What'd You Get ME? Slow BurnRhonda wants to know what you got her.
• Anne Geddes Slow BurnAnne Geddes gets teenage daughter ready for prom, takes pics.
• Inspirational Teacher Slow BurnScience teacher has life epiphany, brings it to class.
• Beer Distributor Slow BurnBeer store clerk wants to hang out.
• Slow Time Machine Slow BurnTime Machine's top speed is twelve hours an hour.
• Rape Whistle Slow BurnRapist attacks woman who has a rape whistle.
• Vietnam Vet Reads Tiger Beat Slow BurnAnd flashbacks.
• Michael Moore Outbreak Slow BurnThe new Michael Moore film plagues America.
• June 11, 2002 Slow BurnOn what day did you conceive?
• That Couple Slow BurnMoment of truth in relationship.
• The Biggest Hurry Slow BurnNew Yorkers are in the biggest hurries. Three get to prove it for cash prize.
• The Fun Bronte Sister Slow BurnEmily, Charlotte and the other one have a fourth "fun" sister.
• Alright, Okay! Slow BurnCouple doesn't want to talk about "that incident" that just happened.
• The Morning Show After Sex Slow BurnMorning DJ Zoo Crew hosts hook up; one can't stop bragging.
• Meaningless Morning Greeting Slow BurnMeaningless morning greetings and other phony conversational pleasantries.
• Do You Love It? Slow BurnTeen girls express approval for group approval.
• Douchebag Son Slow BurnParents suspect their son is a closet douchebag.
• Just Die Already! Slow BurnDoctor has dinner plans, can't lose patient.
• I'll Tell Ya It's Midnight Slow BurnWhen the Moon is full, man turns into a Rodney Dangerfield.
• Dinosaur Penis Expert Slow BurnNew developments in the field of uropaleontology.
• FIRST! Slow BurnCody was first at everything including watching this sketch.
• Trophies for Phail Slow BurnFirst American Savings Bank's executive awards for going out of business.
• Mercator Projections, Inc. Slow BurnMercator Projections sales are down.