ASSSSCAT

The UCB performs longform improv with possible special guests from SNL, Late Night, The Daily Show, and 30 Rock!

Sign my Tits

More Info... Gibby of the Butthole Surfers explains one of the benefits of being a rock star.

• Sign my Tits Sign my Tits

  Gibby of the Butthole Surfers explains one of the benefits of being a rock star.

  Rating: 67% positive
  Views: 2440
• Blood Babies Blood Babies

  Gibby Haynes, frontman of Butthole Surfers, uses an uncommon solvent to shoot up his heroin.

  Rating: 88% positive
  Views: 1478
• C*nttear Rabbis C*nttear Rabbis

  How the Butthole Surfers came up with their band name.

  Rating: 91% positive
  Views: 1010
• Suicide Boys Suicide Boys

  The Suicide Boys discuss changing their name.

  Rating: 85% positive
  Views: 4404
• Bush Vengeance Bush Vengeance

  Man seeks vengeance on the bush that ruined his life.

  Rating: 86% positive
  Views: 3097
• Parental Edit Parental Edit

  Parent censors their kid's phone call.

  Rating: 91% positive
  Views: 2569
• Deadly Garnish Deadly Garnish

  Restaurant forces its customers to man up.

  Rating: 88% positive
  Views: 2247
• Porn Report Porn Report

  ASSSSCAT! featuring the Suicide Girls

  Rating: 85% positive
  Views: 5462
• Del Close Marathon 1999 Del Close Marathon 1999

  ASSSSCAT! performs in the 1999 Del Close Marathon in New York City.

  Rating: 88% positive
  Views: 2223
• Del Close Marathon 2000 Del Close Marathon 2000

  ASSSSCAT! performs the 2000 Del Close Marathon in New York City.

  Rating: 50% positive
  Views: 991
• Did He Really Just Fuck Me? Did He Really Just Fuck Me?

  Andrew Daly shouts out the title in this scene inspired by Gibby Haynes (The Butthole Surfers).

  Rating: 71% positive
  Views: 4714
• Tim Leary's Houseguest Tim Leary's Houseguest

  Crack, pissing, or the flacid blow job? Gibby isn't sure what exactly got him kicked out.

  Rating: 78% positive
  Views: 3410
• Distracted Surgeons Distracted Surgeons

  Besser and Ian are abusive surgeons too busy discussing sex to operate.

  Rating: 89% positive
  Views: 2668
• ASSSSCAT: HatCoys vs. McFields ASSSSCAT: HatCoys vs. McFields

  Walsh schools class on the Hatfield & McCoy feud.

  Rating: 90% positive
  Views: 2997
• ASSSSCAT: David Yow: Strange D ASSSSCAT: David Yow: Strange D

  ASSSSCAT monologist David Yow (The Jesus Lizard) recalls a confusing time at the grocery store.

  Rating: 0% positive
  Views: 2073
• ASSSSCAT: Strange D Scene ASSSSCAT: Strange D Scene

  Inspired by David Yow's monologue, Owen repeatedly suffers mistaken identity.

  Rating: 80% positive
  Views: 2232
• ASSSSCAT: David Yow: Coke ASSSSCAT: David Yow: Coke

  ASSSSCAT monologist David Yow of The Jesus Lizard explains his typical breakfast: Coke and a cigarette.

  Rating: 80% positive
  Views: 1824
• The Tiger Closet The Tiger Closet

  Andy can't remember which door leads to the exit and which door leads to the tiger closet.

  Rating: 80% positive
  Views: 1804
• Lavender Diamond: Broom Closet Lavender Diamond: Broom Closet

  Monologist Lavender Diamond exits stage and into a broom closet.

  Rating: 50% positive
  Views: 705
• Intro Intro

  ASSSSCAT: Matt, Ian and Matt meet the audience at SF Sketchfest 2008

  Rating: 75% positive
  Views: 2131
• We are all Lavender Diamond We are all Lavender Diamond

  Monologist Lavender Diamond explains how we are all Lavender Diamond.

  Rating: 0% positive
  Views: 1675