ASSSSCAT

The UCB performs longform improv with possible special guests from SNL, Late Night, The Daily Show, and 30 Rock!

• Sign my Tits UCBTLAGibby of the Butthole Surfers explains one of the benefits of being a rock star.
• Blood Babies UCBTLAGibby Haynes, frontman of Butthole Surfers, uses an uncommon solvent to shoot up his heroin.
• C*nttear Rabbis UCBTLAHow the Butthole Surfers came up with their band name.
• ASSSSCAT: Suicide Girls: Suicide Boys UCBTLAThe Suicide Boys discuss changing their name.
• ASSSSCAT: Suicide Girls: Bush Vengeance UCBTLAMan seeks vengeance on the bush that ruined his life.
• ASSSSCAT: Suicide Girls: Parental Edit UCBTLAParent censors their kid's phone call.
• ASSSSCAT: Suicide Girls: Deadly Garnish UCBTLARestaurant forces its customers to man up.
• ASSSSCAT: Suicide Girls: Porn Report UCBTLAASSSSCAT! featuring the Suicide Girls
• Del Close Marathon 1999 Upright Citizens BrigadeASSSSCAT! performs in the 1999 Del Close Marathon in New York City.
• Del Close Marathon 2000 Upright Citizens BrigadeASSSSCAT! performs the 2000 Del Close Marathon in New York City.
• ASSSSCAT: Gibby Haynes: Did He Really Just Fuck Me? UCBTLAAndrew Daly shouts out the title in this scene inspired by Gibby Haynes (The Butthole Surfers).
• ASSSSCAT: Gibby Haynes: Tim Leary's Houseguest UCBTLACrack, pissing, or the flacid blow job? Gibby isn't sure what exactly got him kicked out.
• Distracted Surgeons UCBTLABesser and Ian are abusive surgeons too busy discussing sex to operate.
• ASSSSCAT: HatCoys vs. McFields UCBTLAWalsh schools class on the Hatfield & McCoy feud.
• ASSSSCAT: David Yow: Strange D UCBTLAASSSSCAT monologist David Yow (The Jesus Lizard) recalls a confusing time at the grocery store.
• ASSSSCAT: Strange D Scene UCBTLAInspired by David Yow's monologue, Owen repeatedly suffers mistaken identity.
• ASSSSCAT: David Yow: Coke UCBTLAASSSSCAT monologist David Yow of The Jesus Lizard explains his typical breakfast: Coke and a cigarette.
• The Tiger Closet UCBTLAAndy can't remember which door leads to the exit and which door leads to the tiger closet.
• Lavender Diamond: Broom Closet UCBTLAMonologist Lavender Diamond exits stage and into a broom closet.
• ASSSSCAT: SFSketchfest: Intro Upright Citizens BrigadeASSSSCAT: Matt, Ian and Matt meet the audience at SF Sketchfest 2008
• ASSSSCAT: Lavender Diamond: We are all Lavender Diamond UCBTLAMonologist Lavender Diamond explains how we are all Lavender Diamond.
• ASSSSCAT: Lavender Diamond: Substitute Teachers UCBTLAInspired by Lavender Diamond's monologue, substitute teacher Besser tells his students they are all substitute teach
• ASSSSCAT: Lavender Diamond: Feminist Collective UCBTLASeth visits the feminist collective.
• Nice Day UCBTLADon't tell Ian what kind of day to have (or other social niceties).
• ASSSSCAT: Lavender Diamond: Bag Checkers UCBTLAAmy & Besser are bag checkers suspicious of regular guy Andy Daly.